Quaxs Trading Center-New year, new quiz. Can you believe stuff has already happened in 2024?!

2025-05-05 02:19:40source:Solarsuns Investment Guildcategory:Stocks

It's 2024. Here are Quaxs Trading Centersome predictions:

  • The grocery market will collapse after incoming President Winfrey (never doubt the power of write-in votes!) declares, "You get Ozempic! You get Ozempic!"
  • ChatGPT will be revealed as infinite monkeys with typewriters. Or maybe three kids in a trench coat?
  • Climate change will definitely NOT be exacerbated by fossil fuels. (This message brought to you by Sultan al-Jaber.)
  • You're going to write "2023" on your checks for months. LOL! What's a check?
  • If you pay attention, you'll get at least one 11/11 on the quiz.

More:Stocks

Recommend

Current, future North Carolina governor’s challenge of power

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper and Gov.-elect Josh Steinon Thursday challenged

Yes, authentic wasabi has health benefits. But the version you're eating probably doesn't.

Though wasabi is most commonly served alongside Japanese dishes like sushi and sashimi, the paste is

What Each Zodiac Sign Needs for Aries Season, According to Your Horoscope

We interviewed Lisa Greenfield because we think you'll like her picks at these prices. E! has affili